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Genuine Alley Poetry and Prose / Hunt for the Poets
« Last post by marsbar007 on February 27, 2019, 09:12 PM »
I had to write a funny one for a contest so wrote this. haha I miss the poets a lot, and wish we could have another poetry party. They were fun, and meeting everyone. I just got my 13th book accepted, and published yesterday. It is called God's Monster. How time flies since the poets last met in 2001.

Poopy Pants

I am a poet, and a poet is me
I might be reading this to you
I have to run because I have to pee
Excuse me.

Oh that was nice, now here I go again
Please do not get offended
To my words some of them are quite absurd
Did I hear you in the back seat say I am a nerd?
When I went to pee, I saw your turd.

Now, let me be to read my poem or mark my words
Oh Gee! What was that behind me now?
What are you doing bring in a cow?
Is that not also a bloody sow?
This is a poetry convention if you may
Not a place for pigs, and cows to stray.

I am done this reading for today
I go to walk away down the isle
Fell right in a cows poop, and goop
Now am I not just the poetry queen in poop?
All of the group of people with their cell phones
They are even making a video song
www.poopypants.com
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Genuine Alley Poetry and Prose / Re: poppy season
« Last post by marsbar007 on February 27, 2019, 08:54 PM »
nice
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A-Friends Cafe / Re: Black History
« Last post by A-FRIEND on February 26, 2019, 08:58 AM »
Here’s another thing black people are supposed to just get over.
Notice the dates.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/vintageafricanamericanphotography/permalink/2162503977136642?sfns=mo
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A-Friends Cafe / Re: Black History
« Last post by A-FRIEND on February 23, 2019, 06:38 AM »
During slavery, did a free state equate to freedom for freed slaves?

https://www.history.com/news/california-once-tried-to-ban-black-people
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A-Friends Cafe / Re: Black History
« Last post by A-FRIEND on February 21, 2019, 10:02 AM »
In 1860 the mid Atlantic slave trade was already illegal.
But as is the wont of those who believe in white supremacy, the law was ignored.
Not only ignored, but slavers bragged about doing it.
Here is the story of the last officially documented slave ship in 1860.
I seriously doubt it literally was the last slave shipment, but that’s another story

https://www.history.com/news/slaves-clotilda-ship-built-africatown
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Today / Re: Today
« Last post by daisyxo on February 21, 2019, 09:25 AM »
Hi there... what's up ... anything new?  I'm beginning a new countdown (well, ok ... I've been counting down for a while now) ..... 1 month and 8 days from now is my last day of working ... I will be officially retired on April 1st!!!  Isn't that an awesome day to retire on ... April Fools day ... but, not an April Fools day prank!!!
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Genuine Alley Poetry and Prose / Re: Wings and Things
« Last post by daisyxo on February 21, 2019, 09:20 AM »
then  *dance* we'll both be here for a very long time!
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A-Friends Cafe / Re: Black History
« Last post by A-FRIEND on February 20, 2019, 06:03 PM »
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A-Friends Cafe / Re: Black History
« Last post by A-FRIEND on February 17, 2019, 11:44 AM »
“We broke a few eggs so we could continue this project...”

https://www.facebook.com/1482981722/posts/10218372217485113?sfns=mo
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