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Title: Have Another Drink Boys - Bill the Galactic Hero
Post by: daisyxo on July 31, 2010, 09:37 PM
(http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae44/daisyxo457/ParkinsonGalacticHero.jpg)

Have Another Drink Boys

Tough Guy with Gun:

"Step away from the bar, you space lug slime,
looks like I caught you in the nick of time.
Was he bothering you Dollface, this galactic nerd?
I'll blast him into spacedust, just say the word."

Dollface:

"Oh, leave him alone, he hasn't done any harm
just a lonely space hero pouring on the charm
put your gun down and let the man be
have another drink dear, this one's on me."

Bill the Galactic Hero:

"Whoa Buddy, is this your girl?
I've been away on the planet of Zurl.
CAREFUL with that thing, it might go off!
Last I knew you were married to Gloff."

Tough Guy with Gun:

"Yeah, sometimes a man's gotta protect himself
and Gloff.... well, she's been added to the shelf,
watch it Pal, or you'll end up there, too
pickled in a jar with a galactic view."

Dollface:

"Has anyone seen Horice, he didn't pay his tab
must've slipped out again and hailed a space cab
have to watch that one, sly as they come
if he wasn't a rat, he'd just be a bum."

Bill the Galactic Hero:

"So come on Buddy, what do you say?
Can we forget what happened here today?
Let bygones be bygones, and have a little fun,
live and let live, the nights' just begun!"

Tough Guy with Gun:

"Slick talking won't get you very far
it almost got your head placed in a jar
just remember, Pal, that Dollface is mine
I'll blast you to spacedust if you cross that line.

Dollface:

This one's for the books, it sure is a hoot
Bill the Galactic Hero shaking in his boots
have another drink boys, this one's on me
then take it outside, because Dollface is free!




Title: Re: Have Another Drink Boys - Bill the Galactic Hero
Post by: A-FRIEND on August 01, 2010, 03:34 PM
Staring down the muzzle of a space gun held by a rat sitting at a bar on a book. This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in years. The story line is priceless.

I've got a short trip tonight, only about 300 miles, but I'm going to either be laughing or smiling the whole time.
Thanks Daisy.
Title: Re: Have Another Drink Boys - Bill the Galactic Hero
Post by: daisyxo on August 01, 2010, 08:40 PM
this picture just HAD to have a poem written for it --- I'm glad you enjoyed it Earl :)
Title: Re: Have Another Drink Boys - Bill the Galactic Hero
Post by: Halo on August 01, 2010, 09:17 PM


Quote
pickled in a jar with a galactic view."

...for some reason that just cracked me up.  *hehe*

 Very funny interpretation of the pic,  Marsha.

 :angel:
Title: Re: Have Another Drink Boys - Bill the Galactic Hero
Post by: daisyxo on August 02, 2010, 05:54 AM
I was trying to incorporate the jar sitting on the shelf by the window --- it worked itself in pretty well --- happy it made you laugh :)  *hehe*