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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2716 on: August 21, 2012, 04:47 AM »



When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman



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« Reply #2717 on: August 21, 2012, 09:54 PM »
You know you’re getting old when you’re blood type’s been discontinued.
~ Phyllis Diller, July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

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« Reply #2718 on: August 23, 2012, 08:00 AM »





Our presence and our caring can sprinkle healing love into and onto others wherever we go.

~J Kok





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« Reply #2719 on: August 31, 2012, 12:39 PM »
God gives the gift of Adversity for one purpose...to draw us closer to Him. ~ G
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

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« Reply #2720 on: September 01, 2012, 06:49 AM »



Deep within the soul of every human being, there's a God-shaped hole, and only God can fit in that hole.
~Pascal




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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2721 on: September 05, 2012, 12:31 AM »
If there is no feeling you are immersed within a haiku then it is simply wind rustling through the trees without notice.
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« Reply #2722 on: September 05, 2012, 05:44 AM »




If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.~ Bok




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« Reply #2723 on: September 15, 2012, 05:34 AM »




At the end of the game, everything goes back into the box.
~Ortberg




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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2724 on: October 04, 2012, 10:53 AM »

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2725 on: October 04, 2012, 08:30 PM »
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Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.  ~  Ira Gassen

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2726 on: October 12, 2012, 07:52 AM »
Evil is always devising more corrosive misery through Man’s restless need to exact revenge out of his hate.  ~ Ralf Steadman
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« Reply #2727 on: October 18, 2012, 08:31 AM »
...one of the deep secrets of Life – that all, that is really worth the doing, is what we do for others. ~ Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll)
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2728 on: October 28, 2012, 07:19 AM »






All men dream, but not equally. Those that dream at night in the dusty recesses of their minds, awaken to find that it was just vanity, a whiff of smoke. But those that dream by day are the dangerous ones for they dream with their eyes open, and they make their dreams come true.

~T.E. Lawrence






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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2729 on: November 05, 2012, 06:48 AM »




A man once said, "I don't mind my wife having the last word; I just want her to get to it as quickly as she possibly can."