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witt

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2086 on: October 02, 2008, 09:51 AM »
When helping someone navigate a difficult intersection, it is difficult to make the distinction between "Whoa" and "Go."

Gee, how do hawses know the difference?

Oh, yeah, I remember. It's "Giddyup!"

However, in some circles it's "Boogity-boogity-boogity!"
~Witt's Witticism

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2087 on: October 02, 2008, 10:09 AM »
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2088 on: October 03, 2008, 12:13 AM »
where do you guys come up with these things??  thanks for keeping us guessing.  haha.

witt

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2089 on: October 05, 2008, 01:24 PM »
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
~ Palahniuk

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2090 on: October 08, 2008, 12:34 PM »
It is the highest form of self-respect to admit our errors and make amends.
~Turner

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2091 on: October 09, 2008, 12:49 PM »
Value others above yourself, not looking to your own interests but to the interests of others.

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2092 on: October 09, 2008, 06:02 PM »
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. ~Nicholas Butler
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2093 on: October 10, 2008, 04:13 PM »
Guilt and regret go hand in hand. To have one, you must have the other; to lead a happy life, have neither.

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2094 on: October 11, 2008, 05:19 PM »
Everytime I say the word diet, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2095 on: October 12, 2008, 11:38 AM »
Wishing is the father of a thought.

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2096 on: October 14, 2008, 03:28 PM »
Our walk talks, our talks walk, but our walk talks farther than our talks walk.

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2097 on: October 16, 2008, 03:27 PM »
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2098 on: October 17, 2008, 10:27 AM »
Quia de Deo scire non possumus quid sit, sed quid non sit, non possumus considerare de Deo, quomodo sit sed quomodo non sit.

'Since we cannot know what God is, but only what God is not, we cannot consider how God is but only how He is not.'
                                                         ~ Saiint Thomas Aquinas Summa Theologica
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

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Re: Sweet & Short Quotes
« Reply #2099 on: October 19, 2008, 12:19 PM »
You must dispose of your garbage regularly, or you will surely rot.