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Offline Lady SunShine

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Sayings on a T Shirt
« on: December 24, 2002, 07:20 PM »
very cute angela thanks for sharing tooooo funny love them.
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2002, 07:57 PM »
These should be on T-shirts
 
01) The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette.
02) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
03) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
04) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
05) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
06) Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
07) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
08) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
09) Earth.... is the insane asylum for the universe.
10) I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
11) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
13) I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
14) God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
15) This gene pool could use a little chlorine.
16) It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
17) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
18) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
19) Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
20) Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!
21) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work with A**holes!
22) That's It! I'm Calling Nana! (seen on an 8-year old)
23) Wrinkled.... Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
24) Procrastinate..... Now
25) Rehab..... Is for Quitters
26) My Dog.... Can Lick Anyone
27) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
28) Party - My Crib - Two A.M. (On a baby-size shirt)
29) Finally 21, and Legally Able to do Everything I've been doing since I was 15
30) Arkansas: One Million People and 15 last names
31) FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
32) I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN
33) A hangover is the wrath of grapes
34) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
35) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
36) DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music
37) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
38) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
39) Time is fun when you're having flies...Kermit the Frog
40) POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN.... Cops have nothing to go on.  
41) FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle; Never fired. Dropped once.
42) HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH
43) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
44) WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.
45) The trouble with life is there's no background music.
46) The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
47) MOP AND GLOW - The Floor Wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
48) NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy,  why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning-around medicine
49) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't
You wont cry for my absence, I know -
You forgot me long ago.
Am I that unimportant...?
Am I so insignificant...?
Isnt something missing?
Isnt someone missing me?

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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2002, 01:59 PM »
for New Years my wish is that everyone wears a...

"Have A Happy SplashArts Day" T-shirt...hhhmmmm (coming soon)

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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2002, 07:00 PM »
those are really cute Angela - I've seen a lot of them on bumper stickers, but not on t-shirts.
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