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Offline Perplexed1

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« on: March 10, 2006, 10:57 AM »
It's easy to grin when your ships come in

and you've got the stock market beat,

but the man worthwhile is the man who can smile

when his pants are too tight in the seat.

(Judge Smails in the film "Caddyshack")
Being a published poet doesn't nessessarily make you a good poet; being a quoted poet displays an ability of a superior quality.

Tristan

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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2006, 10:58 AM »
On the chest of a barmaid in Sale

were tattooed the prices of ale.

And on her behind, for the sake of the blind,

was the same information in Braille
Being a published poet doesn't nessessarily make you a good poet; being a quoted poet displays an ability of a superior quality.

Tristan