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Offline marsbar007

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Hunt for the Poets
« on: February 27, 2019, 09:12 PM »
I had to write a funny one for a contest so wrote this. haha I miss the poets a lot, and wish we could have another poetry party. They were fun, and meeting everyone. I just got my 13th book accepted, and published yesterday. It is called God's Monster. How time flies since the poets last met in 2001.

Poopy Pants

I am a poet, and a poet is me
I might be reading this to you
I have to run because I have to pee
Excuse me.

Oh that was nice, now here I go again
Please do not get offended
To my words some of them are quite absurd
Did I hear you in the back seat say I am a nerd?
When I went to pee, I saw your turd.

Now, let me be to read my poem or mark my words
Oh Gee! What was that behind me now?
What are you doing bring in a cow?
Is that not also a bloody sow?
This is a poetry convention if you may
Not a place for pigs, and cows to stray.

I am done this reading for today
I go to walk away down the isle
Fell right in a cows poop, and goop
Now am I not just the poetry queen in poop?
All of the group of people with their cell phones
They are even making a video song
www.poopypants.com
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Re: Hunt for the Poets
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2019, 12:05 AM »


a light hearted read to brighten the day. :) Congrat's on the book acceptance, that must feel good!
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Re: Hunt for the Poets
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2019, 02:54 PM »
Definitely and interesting view ... all those distractions made a stink of things, lol .... where did you go in 2001 to meet poets?  I went to Branson, MO in 2001 for a poetry gathering.  It was a blast!!!
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