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Offline Halo

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for lack of knowing where to post some humor ;)
« on: April 27, 2013, 09:06 PM »

Disclaimer: I was a blonde baby  :tongue

     An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
     He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
     After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
     The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

     In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,
     I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
     1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
     2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
     3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
     4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
     5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No.No .... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times !.'
Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.  ~  Ira Gassen

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Re: for lack of knowing where to post some humor ;)
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2013, 08:58 AM »
I saw this joke on Facebook not long ago - it must be making its rounds.  I still laughed reading it again! 
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