fishman,
This ain't the place for baiting authors, but you're getting sloppy.
Yeah, no capitals is cutting edge. Yeah, no punctuation is trendy. But certain words are necessary to accurate communication of attributes. I'm sure your testicles have admirers, and "of" should be one of them, right there between the "confine" and the "my."
As far as your muse's toy attire, every person to his own stimulation. However, logic renders the flow flacid. If your muse ploughs the field, then the physiological reality is not up to par. Unless, of course, she is reaching for the pen that will release those millions and massaging them out of your imagination.
Bill