Have Another Drink BoysTough Guy with Gun:"Step away from the bar, you space lug slime,
looks like I caught you in the nick of time.
Was he bothering you Dollface, this galactic nerd?
I'll blast him into spacedust, just say the word."
Dollface:"Oh, leave him alone, he hasn't done any harm
just a lonely space hero pouring on the charm
put your gun down and let the man be
have another drink dear, this one's on me."
Bill the Galactic Hero:"Whoa Buddy, is this your girl?
I've been away on the planet of Zurl.
CAREFUL with that thing, it might go off!
Last I knew you were married to Gloff."
Tough Guy with Gun:"Yeah, sometimes a man's gotta protect himself
and Gloff.... well, she's been added to the shelf,
watch it Pal, or you'll end up there, too
pickled in a jar with a galactic view."
Dollface:"Has anyone seen Horice, he didn't pay his tab
must've slipped out again and hailed a space cab
have to watch that one, sly as they come
if he wasn't a rat, he'd just be a bum."
Bill the Galactic Hero:"So come on Buddy, what do you say?
Can we forget what happened here today?
Let bygones be bygones, and have a little fun,
live and let live, the nights' just begun!"
Tough Guy with Gun:"Slick talking won't get you very far
it almost got your head placed in a jar
just remember, Pal, that Dollface is mine
I'll blast you to spacedust if you cross that line.
Dollface:This one's for the books, it sure is a hoot
Bill the Galactic Hero shaking in his boots
have another drink boys, this one's on me
then take it outside, because Dollface is free!